What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

What type of crossdresser are you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some sex stories from your college days?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are white women so hard to date?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill