What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:45
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What are some funny and smart quotes?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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